swervgay

Haven't done one of these in a minute, so here goes:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'8ish

2. Have you ever smoked before?
only crack and meth, obviously

3. Do you own a gun?
super soaker whatwhat

4.What's your favorite sport to watch?
dance competitions haaay

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
a billion and 5

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
they are so worth the stink ass burps, especially corn dogs.

7. What is your favorite Christmas song?
i despise xmas music, unless it's the Jackson 5 xmas album. i can listen to that ish all year, no lies.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
waterwaterwater or oj or cranburry juice

9. Do you do push-ups?
in my wii fit workout, im buff

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
too many times back in the day. so gross.

11. Do you like spam?
the "meat" or spam mail? how about i don't enjoy either?

12. Do you like painkillers?
if i need some pain to be murdered, for sho

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
tell them i hate them

14. Do you own a knife?
steak and butter

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
oh fa sho

16. Full initials?
jay pee ess

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
i'm going to wii workout after this
i'm going to shower after wii workout
i'm going to work after wii workout and shower

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought today
i didnt buy anything today. i'm fiending to thrift though

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
water, and recently cranburry juice

20. What time did you wake up today?
ten firty

21. Do you want to stay a virgin until you are married?
doesnt everyone do that?

22. Current worry?
will i be able to sing tonight at this show? im still a bit sicky

23. Current hate?
honestly can't think of anything at the moment, wowies.

24. Favorite place to be?
disney world, ahdoy. oh, and inside you.

25. Least favorite place to be?
somewhere that smells bad

26. Where would you like to go?
how about disney world?

27. Where are you?
office

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
fat housewife or famous

29. Do you burn or tan?
i win for most tan pale italian

30. Favorite color/s?
purple. you knew this.

31. Would you be a pirate?
who wouldn't?

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
saturday night @ password's beef celebration

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
for some reason i always sing the girl's part in "cher chez la ghost". i don't know why, but that seems to be my shower song of choice.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the candyman

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
devin bc he bags austrian chicks like what

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
popples... still got them

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
broken wrist or ovarian cyst. i rhyme.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5s

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Wackers St. George

42. Who is your most silent friend?
ummmmmmmmm do i have those?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
everyone ever

44. Do you wish on stars?
on occasion

45. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"do i look like a slut?" ~avenue dee