bedrestsurvgay

I'm on bed rest at the moment due to ridiculous Braxton-Hicks. i hate hate hate Braxton-Hicks. thank gawd for my mac book to keep the boreds away....

Whats with you and the last person you kissed?
love of my life, boyf, that's just my baby daddy

What time did you wake up this morning?
around 730. im an early bird nowadays 

Are you excited about anything today?
today actually sucks bc i've had to rest all day, doctor's orders.  i guess i'm excited about dinner? fat pregnant lady love.

Did you cry at all today?
yes, i got nervous i was going into pre-term labor... but it was just braxton-hicks, that bitch.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
my grandparents, babydaddy, boo pup

What was the reason behind why you last cried?
i told you, idiot.

How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life?
top friends? i dont use myspace like that. but i know all of my facebook friends.

Do you know anyone who talks about sex all the time, but has never had it?
that's odd

Do you have friends that don't smoke?
yes, but very little... and me. i'm a non smoker now. wow. crazetits.

Who smacked your butt last?
francis, i'm sure

Ever thrown up in a car?
probably drunk?  oh how the tides change.

Do you like to hold or be held?
i dunno, i'm not a huge cuddler. hug me until it's time to sleep, bc then you're getting pushed off.

Do you have someone who you can completely be yourself around?
i always act like myself.

Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
couldn't ya just shit?

If you could pack up and move away right now, would you?
japan or england

Have you ever thought you liked someone and then found out that you really didnt?
ahdoy!

Will you kiss anyone tonight?
francis jay

Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
it's how i greet and dismiss people

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
i don't borrow. i like my own shtuff.

What is the last thing someone bought you?
my grandma's rich as fuck friend, Joanne, bought us a 300$ bassinet for baby Mimi <3

Your best friend likes your ex, what do you say?
depends which ex, but honestly, she can have any of them.  though i doubt she'd want them. 

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
i do the kidnapping

Who is the last male you talked to through a text?
frankie jo

Person you talk to the most in 3rd period?
high school is a blur.

What are you listening to?
wax tailor <3

Are you waiting for something?
boyfriend to bring home some nomz and Miette to stop kicking me so much today.

Do you have a friend you can tell everything to?
i do, more than one.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
lemon italian ice

Last time you walked further than a block?
saturday? i dont go walking often bc my evergrowing belly gets crampy. i do prenatal yoga instead.

Are you tired right now?
eh, im ok

Let's be honest; have you ever been played by someone?
when i was like 18 this one time, and i didnt know any better.

When is the last time you saw your dad?
rip daddy
:(

Do you have anything that belongs to your boyfriend/ girlfriend?
he has a shit ton of stuff here.

Do you think that you have made a difference in someones life?
everyone ever

Are you going to be home alone tonight?
negatory

Is there anything expired in your refrigerator?
never that. i have ocd with checking the dates on stuff.

If living in a 3 story apartment building, what floor would you choose to live?
2nd or 3rd, balcony please

Last thing you bought in a vending machine?
no idear. maybe water?

two six

I'm 26 today.
bleh.

happy beeday to me.

swervgay

Haven't done one of these in a minute, so here goes:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'8ish

2. Have you ever smoked before?
only crack and meth, obviously

3. Do you own a gun?
super soaker whatwhat

4.What's your favorite sport to watch?
dance competitions haaay

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
a billion and 5

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
they are so worth the stink ass burps, especially corn dogs.

7. What is your favorite Christmas song?
i despise xmas music, unless it's the Jackson 5 xmas album. i can listen to that ish all year, no lies.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
waterwaterwater or oj or cranburry juice

9. Do you do push-ups?
in my wii fit workout, im buff

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
too many times back in the day. so gross.

11. Do you like spam?
the "meat" or spam mail? how about i don't enjoy either?

12. Do you like painkillers?
if i need some pain to be murdered, for sho

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
tell them i hate them

14. Do you own a knife?
steak and butter

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
oh fa sho

16. Full initials?
jay pee ess

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
i'm going to wii workout after this
i'm going to shower after wii workout
i'm going to work after wii workout and shower

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought today
i didnt buy anything today. i'm fiending to thrift though

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
water, and recently cranburry juice

20. What time did you wake up today?
ten firty

21. Do you want to stay a virgin until you are married?
doesnt everyone do that?

22. Current worry?
will i be able to sing tonight at this show? im still a bit sicky

23. Current hate?
honestly can't think of anything at the moment, wowies.

24. Favorite place to be?
disney world, ahdoy. oh, and inside you.

25. Least favorite place to be?
somewhere that smells bad

26. Where would you like to go?
how about disney world?

27. Where are you?
office

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
fat housewife or famous

29. Do you burn or tan?
i win for most tan pale italian

30. Favorite color/s?
purple. you knew this.

31. Would you be a pirate?
who wouldn't?

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
saturday night @ password's beef celebration

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
for some reason i always sing the girl's part in "cher chez la ghost". i don't know why, but that seems to be my shower song of choice.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the candyman

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
devin bc he bags austrian chicks like what

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
popples... still got them

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
broken wrist or ovarian cyst. i rhyme.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5s

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Wackers St. George

42. Who is your most silent friend?
ummmmmmmmm do i have those?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
everyone ever

44. Do you wish on stars?
on occasion

45. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"do i look like a slut?" ~avenue dee